A random occurrence did put an interesting twist on my study time this week--a corneal abrasion. AKA scratch on my eye. How, you might ask? Beats me. I went to bed with an irritated eye Sunday night, and I awoke Monday morning with a red eye, watering and hurting. I decided that I would tough it out with my contacts because we had our gross anatomy test that afternoon (and who wants to be wearing glasses when you play with someone intestines?). Lo and behold, I went to the doc tuesday morning because things weren't any better and what do they tell me? I scratched my eye and have to wear an EYE PATCH for 24 hours.
If you've never worn an eye patch, let me tell you--it's weird. And don't be mistaken--its not the black pirate eye patch you're thinking about. It's a white patch that is taped onto my face. I am not allowed to drive (rightly so), nor do I have any depth perception. In fact, when I woke up this morning with it, I totally missed my toothbrush when I was trying to apply toothpaste. I skipped class, headed to the doc, and found out I have to wear a patch for ANOTHER 24 hours. For real. This time, I plan on drawing a skull and cross bones to dress it up for class tomorrow. Anyways, I'm off to read about biochemistry with one eye. Over and out!
"Hey Day, you better sleep with one eye open, just like when you're awake!!!"
Beth Brownlee
Hat made by Jodi--paper hat extraordinaire.
2 comments:
Wow! Nice look, but since it gets the job done, more power to the pirates! Tell jody she did a great hat job and Beth thanks for helping with notes!
I totally needed a hearty laugh, and I got one.
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Rrrrr!
BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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